It’s a dumb self indulgent fantasy based on an inflated sense of self and desirability. And there’s nothing wrong having dumb self indulgent fantasies but to hypothesize on the upsides of poly using a self indulgent fantasy...come on.

It’s not that hard if you are always gushing about your nice loving wife to anyone who will hear it because she is in fact, a nice loving wife.

My wife was like a cat in heat when she was on BC.

Maybe when I was 16, that seemed like something novel. Now?

Probably and I’ve never understood why that would be perceived as a bad thing.

How can I offer up arguments in a meta-space argument about how assigning a title to yourself doesn’t in fact make you proficient at whatever that title is supposed to signify? Is that not QED enough?

If this is the bar for trolling, the internet, nay, human communication is fucked in the ear. Coach is an edifice to alleviate the squishy feelings about paying people to play with you. You obviously will get what you pay for at 5 bucks a pop and I assure you, they aren’t people winning pro tourneys on the reg.

Is there a class dedicated to just reflecting shit back at people?

I didn’t even know it was a meme since I don’t follow Overwatch in anything but passing news on Kotaku. Seriously, it’s like someone describing the plot to “10 Things I Hate About You” and I’ve only ever seen a production of “Taming of the Shrew”.

Any criteria I deem sufficient is lucrative enough to preclude them from being coaches to the masses. Funny how that works.

As is yours! Goddamn, taking everyone down a peg today.

What kind you got? ;)

You’re only looking at the upsides. Being a caged bird has downsides too.

So in Overwatch pocket healing is a cardinal sin. What a game!

People paying for these services should flip the script and hang out at convalescent homes.

There will always be a market for consumers who have more money than anything else and utilize it to compensate for what they lack and laborers who have more time than money.

All of them? Anyone calling themselves a coach is in fact a coach? Without bonafides? It seems like the barrier to entry for being a coach and a twitch streamer are identical which is where much of my ire comes from. These fucks.

I don’t even Overwatch so I hope that’s a neutral thing.

That’s actually the best way to digest it all - highlight reel on Jez with 100 snarky comments.

No, you’re a bunch of hormone addled socially awkward goofs. This is exactly what I would expect.