BOOM HEADSHOT

The self importance of unfunny people’s sense of humor can not be denied.

His own infallible ones, apparently. Although I bet they’re ugly and barely used.

It’s to the point I couldn’t trust him to make the right decision on anything.

“My opinions are more valid”

You want to venture a guess on Venn Diagram of people who make shitty jokes and people who are committed to defending shitty jokes?

And he made the wrong one and is acting dumb about it.

Yeah, in general, when you run a business, nothing is worth beneath caring about.

They won’t get the joke and in fact, it is the opposite of a joke worth making in this culture we’re localizing too. Happy?

Ummmm, they nominally promote themselves as a Christian group? I mean, I’m not going to fight them on what they define themselves as if I can get mileage two ways from it.

Has a child ever written an essay that’s like “Yup, my parent is a shitbag and it sucks that he was able to get away with shit for so long maintaining a duplicitous image.”

Doh! Yeah, that’s ummmm, wow. I even have a tab from yesterday open to Nadal’s wiki page...

Ha! I really didn’t know far I should have taken my meta flirtations under the guise of shutting down purposely vague bozos. Like, make a counter offer involving a quest for Nidal’s sweat (It’s the only thing that can stop a rampaging Federer!) through the catacombs of Paris...

The master hunter technique will elude me forever!

I feel like there’s pizza, a pitcher, a roll of quarters and a game of Big Buck Hunter in our future.

Fucking whole peanut truthers.

As long as the Cubs keep winning the Downstate Illinois DMZ will hold.

One of my best friends finally had his 25 year heart ache stopped vis a vis Dubs. He was one of those sling box maniacs too.

When you got two shells of buckshot who needs precise?

At least they understand the tradeoff between cogency and brevity.