I really think they should wrap up the series by Nick having a malignant brain tumor to explain all the crazy behavior he indulges in.

I for one long for the ‘Tibetan baby adopted by white parents in the US, then winds up back in the same spot 10 years later” story line we were deprived of.

Yeah, because he wasn’t played by Fred Armisen.

The last line resonates

It wasn’t to the level of the other 3 entries but not much is. It served a purpose.

It also shows you how fruitless being a purist is.

You mean, stop reading Jezebel where many writers treat it like a neighborhood blog?

Was Seahawks game, yes?

I don’t know, Brooklyn seems to shit out pretentious bourgie fads at an alarming rate daily. Maybe all these weird ideas people have about New York aren’t far off.

Making America great again by refusing to be a wussy, most definitely.

How am I supposed to say this name?

Sounds dire.

If anything, I’m going with pansexual hedonist.

Parents need winks to placate them through the cinema lobotomy?

So you lose your sense of taste in all regards when you have kids.

Good! Having temporarily miserable people show up to work is not good for anyone.

This seems like a perfect time to impart the lesson of empathy

I would never denigrate cats by comparing children to them.

Once you taste the fruit of adulthood, you can never return.

Being a dog is also pretty great. Being a child is like being a super smart dog for all the freedom and appreciation you have of the world at that age.