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Just found a video of Matt coming home to Brad after one of those parties:

That sounds quite European. They’re on the cutting edge of sexual exploration, you know.

Bud Light is up 27-24 with four minutes to go, when Bud puts in its secret weapon, the Pony Keg. 

...which is why the deep thinkers always have to drink alone.

In fairness, if Drake ends up being an American, that’s almost enough of a win for Canada just as it is.

That was a bold move by Abueva. Let’s see if it pays off.

If he is telling the truth and it was consensual, then what other defense is there other than to attack her credibility and show a history of a consensual sexual relationship?

Driving A Hard Bargain 2
Rod Wood, Megatron Johnson; 59 min

Disagree. It sounds like some of the exchanges happened the day after the alleged assault including possibly asking for souvenirs. If this is the case that is a huge hole in her accusations.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

As an aside, they need to bring the old caricature shirts back:

I’ve personally never been a big jersey guy (usually just get a decent t-shirt repping the team or somesuch) but general rule of thumb: if you’re older than the player, maybe don’t wear his jersey? 

I wish Draymond would just take the fine and suspension, and knock that fucking idiots teeth all the way to Vancouver. 

Draymond Green Wants It Known That He Did Not Scuffle With Drake

I didn’t think I came off as a dick, but I apologize if I did.

I mean... don’t be a dick when you’re making assumptions about someone’s lifestyle and living situation?

as much as I dislike the Packers and their fans (er, owners, stockholders, whatever the hell they call themselves) I can’t help but like Rogers. 

Some of us understood. Some of us were rated “You’re genius” while our sisters were rated “eg-nor-amus” and we never let them live it down.

Who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

It’s times like this when I really savor being so old I am no longer required to give a shit about music.