Albert, what you failed to touch on is this godforsaken casino project the leonsises are putting on site at the phone booth.

Pope Thrower would be ideal but he's running in 2020.

And Mexico is gonna pay for it 

Neither of those ladies is a foreign heiress.

And use the fact that they had had sex as a character witness of sorts. It helps.

And her behavior is tantamount to that of age-old extortionists.

you’re missing tres comas.

Coolbaugh. 1st base coach in minor league, and former 4A quality player got hit, died. It’s no joke.

What’s the difference between this and standing outside a sporting good store begging for baseballs?

Same as with anyone else’s. Starting with Jesus, brands have only improved with death.

The pornhub library

Former? What is he now, just a beefy lad? 

He can pound the swill, but anything defined as a quality brew is poured directly onto the floor. 

He’s just a different kind of douchey. Don’t be fooled. 

That’s a veritable urine sample....do better 12. SMH.

Stored to movies I’ll Never See and Never Intended on Seeing.

There was at some pt a picture of Dave Chappelle smiling devilishly in 50s black and white milkman costume. Joke ruined, but you get it. 

The only people who pay $20 for milk are these folk....

1) How is training like they need to for this good for a fetus, unborn child?

I have something Michener-esque if I compile a bunch of work emails.