Never a bad time for this gif. 

Yes, enforcement of weed laws is stupid and always racist, but if you can’t get weed through the airport in 2019, man, you’re not even fucking trying.

Coders are a bunch of limp dicked pederasts. 

I trust Dolan when he says something looks like a troll.

RIP Storm Duck, hail Satan and Pope Thrower

I would definitely start watching talking about sport shows if Beverly and Williams were the hosts.  

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Yeah, Netflix original content is great, but only as 1/3 max of what you pay Netflix for. If the rest goes back to a circa 2008 Watch Instantly selection, Stranger Things isn’t going to prop it up.

All I know is the Flyers drafted him, and had him on the squad for 4 years before shipping him off - this being the 3 decades where management got rid of (traded)ALL promising young players for superstar/all-star/hall of fame players about 2-5 years past their productive years. Man I still love watching him play these…

That’s $430mil on a player ... I’ll have you know.

You don’t spend $330mil on a player not to win the division, unless you are the Angels...

Super impressive just how much of a dumbfuck Avenatti is. His “schemes” mainly consist of wearing a big ass sign around his neck that reads “DOING CRIMES LOL”. 

But how many playoff triple-doubles has he had since Durant left?

I thought the same thing! But apparently infield fly can only be called if there are runners on first and second. I feel like a dummy now, because all these years when people mention how confusing the rule is, I always think ‘no it isn’t, what’s the big deal?’ But clearly I haven’t even understood it myself this whole…

If you knew a single thing about American soccer you’d know how unready the USL is for pro/rel. This is just eurosnob puffery. 

the result of that fight having no effect on the outcome of the game

“Freedom of Speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences.”

reminder: dundon made his fortune from extortionate payday loans so you're a goblin if you're not rooting for him to ideally lose everything he has

Otis Thorpe was a one-time All-Star. He and Horry were the only other rotation players other than Olajuwon with a positive BPM that season. He averaged 2X as many shots and points as the next player (Thorpe). They had other solid starting players, but nobody who else who would even sniff HOF consideration.

No worries, he’ll do what responsible gun owners do and buy twice as many guns, so next time the guns have guns to protect themselves.