Substance abuse is all Monday absences. Take it from me. I like substances.

Who the fuck is Brett Gardner? Do you mean Brett the Groundskeeper? 

I thought there would be more. Definitely doable in ten years without even claiming all the annual leave.

Genius takes many forms. 

I have way too many 1989 rookie cards. And still had to buy or trade for my griffey Jr rookies. 

Lets team him up w Jerome Walton Jr.

There are at least a couple criminals in county that enjoy watching their nieces and nephews play soccer in between stints. Godspeed and I hope you find a nice off camera place to do donuts on these guys heads. 

1) both parents work.

Pentagram defense is what uva implemented and perfected after Bennett spent a week in hells half acre. It's why watching one of their horrible games makes me bleed from my eyeballs

Goering has your discipline somewhere in his bustier or in his garter. Nope that’s just his morphine rig.

Either he's from Transylvania or some kinda Spanish. 

Larry Sanders! and Shaka Smart are not pleased with this remembrance

I'lll raise you one makhar ndiaye and one loogey

They are going to lose a season like the nhl did. It's gonna be a shitshow. 

FIP is always higher man. 

Palestinian chicken, any relation to Denim Chicken? 

Yeah because one man should bear the burden of institutional racism endemic to the region.

I watched wrestling til I was abt 13. When I quit, slick, Fuji, mouth of the south, Paul bearer, and Bobby the brain were on the apron several times an episode. I liked them better than their wrestlers sometimes.

Your comment is awful. Do better. 

Brazilian soccer can lead to refs being beheaded in rec games. Kid got off easy.