If I recall correctly, chiefs never had a win engineered by a QB they drafted until kinda recently. 

When I die you have my permission to fold me into the largest warm tortilla ever.

I modify the steak egg and cheese bagel to the same on a McMuffin. Onions that come w steak are money, and compliment the horse meat piece of steak wonderfully

Search engines can do anything.

No. You brought football, Cleveland, and gruden together. You went and made it religious.

This means Trump is working with the Libyans dammit.

Dont I see you at the court here in Nova calling cops on dudes. You don't got to lieeeee cregg, you don't got ta lie.

Trae Young is just Trey Burke with permissions. Funniest thing of all is that the Hawks have won a couple really tanktastic games in the woeful south.

Guy is just playing horse on a chess board...”ok, banked 3 from the Sudan for the win.”

Forget LOB city, we are in uncharted territory. 

Now, this....is what we refer to as shooting from the Sudan! 

Lamar hunts son and his predilection for cheap gumball machine toys and history is made.

Or save yourself the time and just hop on the 2K stix. That's what David stern used to do. 

Shaq Jones so hard on those Georgetown bigs for stumbling into the lane and tossing up floaters. 

Probably a few more losses. I’d be a sore loser too if I could still dominate a pro sport after giving birth. 

Ok deadspin belongs to those born 30 yrs after me now. Better learn to like Fox and Friends as it’s all I have left at 43

Where does Vodka Sam rate on your spectrum there? 

It would be so sweet if the judge lept dramatically from behind the bench with a whistle in his mouth and the opposite direction charge signal with arm fully extended. And just kept walking ...off to lunch. 

How is 2018 different than 1918 then?

Hes only black when it suits his narrative.