+1 hot dog

Not truly taking it serious unless you rock the rec specs

This is a very poor cover letter. As well as a horrible writing sample. You’re destined to be a republican senators secretary. Just try to choose one that doesnt cry during or after sex. (Hint: most of them do)

Steamboat willie mickey mouse level animation...celluloid

Just means hes a frustrated asshole. Doesnt in any way represent the issues he was being treated for.

I dont like you massholes at all, you all can choke. However, if the guy has the #1 show, he probably is doing his job adequately. 

Dont you know now that Samer has a little dick hes constanrly over-compensating for; and that much like the chewbacca defense which we all can agree makes no sense, he optsheo behave like a bitch to prove hes somehow superior.

People w stage 4 cancer will keep anyone staying w them up at night, its an unholy sound. With a baby you expect it and get used to it. When its a 50 yr old man, its impossible to erase from your head once you hear it. I wish i had audio of my daughter as an infant, because how adorable. I would use the cancer…

Part of me feels like you were playing a private game wherein you were trying to exceed a record usage of crunch, previously held by copy writers for The Captain and Cinnamon Toast varietals.

17% is a good gross margin for companies engaging in sale of goods. 17% is also good profit over cost for many a restaurant.

It happened the night before, dingus...its topical at a minimum, if not directly relevant. Please get off both of our lawns. 

Fine, sure, aim your snark at the academic scandal.

Edited due to extreme suggestions of criminal violence. Not sure if that can get me ICEd. 

Consultant on retainer, because hey, ya never know for sure.

Marvin harrison is #1, Lewis 1A. Simpson never even won a playoff game.

So youre cool with people who actually sign up to get punched in the mouth saying things that deserve a punch in the mouth and not facing the consequences? I hope someone punches you tomorrow for being the asshole you are. Neither of these fuktards deserves our sympathy. But they both should be paid as they delivered…

Appears we arent gonna be at “top grossing spectacle” until we have a real life drago-creed result. Everything else beneath avenging a death may as well be kayfabe w the desensitization of us all. Nothing is unexpected at this point. 

You get in at 3/4 heat. Piss all over the place. Turn it up full blast to kill all piss germs (and piss is quite clean already)  and wash, jerk off, wash some more. Now go out there and dominate the world!!

The presumption there was that if you entered a gym naked, it was for a reason...the implication.  

Got a sixth grader. Kids seem so nice these days compared to when i was a kid. They definitely arent as petty.