yourmotherisaclassylady
yourmotherisaclassylady
yourmotherisaclassylady

We were down in disney world well before the pandemic, and we had a trying day with our hyperactive son. He just wasn’t settling for bed. We tried a little children’s benadryl hoping that a good night sleep would help with his behavior the next day. It made the hyperactivity worse. much worse. He eventually passed

Also worth noting, you can buy your drink(s) at the airport commissary after security and bring that onboard the plane. 

Avoid sunlight like a vampire. Nothing will cause you to look tired and old like sunlight or cigarettes.

no. the answer is no.

I feel like Tai Chi should get it’s own little spot on the list. sure it’s technically martial arts, but it’s not the same thing

Ben Affleck is proof positive that all that glitters is not gold. Dude is rich beyond belief... a movie star... dating jenny from the block (and previously married to Jennifer Garner), and every picture I’ve seen of him he looks absolutely miserable.

you just have to be mindful. I wasn’t thinking and froze some easter candy and nearly broke a tooth on on of the frozen reeses peanut butter eggs.

It’s a bunch of people (mostly dudes) in close quarters cleaning themselves with wet wipes and regularly messing themselves in adult diapers (when on longer spacewalks). It makes sense that it would be rank in there. 

eggs in any form are elevated by sofrito

The kids are given precedence on the tv in my home so I’ve been playing on my phone via a spare controller, the xbox app and my iphone for a little bit now. It’s pretty seamless.

The kids are given precedence on the tv in my home so I’ve been playing on my phone via a spare controller, the xbox app and my iphone for a little bit now. It’s pretty seamless.

That’s kind of like saying that humans and apes are the same thing because we’re both hominids. There are similarities, sure, but there’s a very distinct difference. Dwarf planets don’t have the mass to clear the neighborhood around its orbit. 

the thing that got me into the habit was accepting that I’m not like the Rock or the meat-heads that are always there. I’m not going to be a bodybuilder, and that’s ok.
Perfect is the enemy of good. 

or anyone. never buy anyone a fanny pack. unless you’re shopping for the Rock and it’s the early 90's. 

or anyone. never buy anyone a fanny pack. unless you’re shopping for the Rock and it’s the early 90's. 

Or some rollerblades? maybe some running shoes? a different outdoor hobby. ;)

I don’t agree. if someone is going to do themselves harm then it’s worth a “hey have you had any issues with doing military presses like that? I get legit pain when I try it that way, but this way works wonders for me.”
I mean, if I was about to attempt a deadlift and I was going to do it wrong I’d want someone to be

Evil turtles says evil thing to the surprise of absolutely no one. shocked pikachu faces all around regardless. News at 11.

when I was in high school my brother went into the marines. He came back from basic with a load of military stuff for us to play with. including MRE’s. they’re terrible, but making bombs with empty 2 liter bottles and the heaters was super entertaining.

You’re not going to be pushing numbers around on spreadsheet and hiding in a bland cubicle hoping your boss doesn’t catch you on your phone.”

herd immunity is only attained once around 70% of the populace is vaccinated... which we’ll likely never get to because of pigheadedness from the right.