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I mean. . . he’s gonna at least try it, right?

Maybe not directly, but the fact that you are using the web and ~ 1/3 of web traffic runs through AWS at some point means he’s getting some of it down the line.

The cover photo shows two phones plugged into wall warts plugged directly into an outlet. I don’t think you would need USB condoms for those—you’re only getting power from the wall if you supply your own adapter. It would only be if you attempted to use the direct USB ports that the “condom” would be necessary, since… Read more

The biggest fuck you message you can send to Zuckerberg is to delete your Facebook account. It’s not a necessary part of your life. It’s easy. Go do it now.

Gordon Ramsay required his kids to try a bite of everything.  if they didn’t like it, they were permitted to spit it out.  That seems eminently sensible to me.  Kids’ taste buds are different...

Rogue One was great, but I’d argue the most memorable scene of the entire movie was that Vader scene, and I guess we could call Vader a Force user

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

I know it’s making me sick of people.

This is why I stick to TMNT comics, where the Shredder can be killed and then brought back as a sentient man-pile of worms that his soul inhabits.

I’m hoping someone eventually brings Uncle Ben back as a rice themed supervillain. 

I read the articles like I read theory: by glancing at it.
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If somebody told me not to make eye contact with somebody else (unless that person was like Charles Manson or some shit) I would go out of my way, like a 5 year old playing some annoy-a-person game, to always been in their line of sight staring at them.

I want to make a joke, but even I know not to taco bad about a dead person.

“Brown later offered to pay Tedeschi in social media advertising, which Tedeschi said he didn’t accept.” Read more

Good to know. I’d go wiz without. I’d be tempted to say “wiz or without you,” but I get the sense a poorly-constructed U2 pun might cost me some teeth.

Nope. I don’t agree with her on the connection thing myself. I just connected the two arguments and mentioned her bit to add dimension to the conversation. Read more

I kind of like his line of thinking regarding a torn taco and three dimensional thinking.  I like it, but not as much as when he got owned by Elizabeth Warren.  I liked that more.

It’s so dumb, people are still clicking on them! 

Good lord this guy can't even take a strong stand on the hot dog question