My mother-in-law has like 6 or 7 bird feeders and she fills them with black oil sunflower seeds. The birds feast, and there’s a beautiful growth of sunflowers every year. I tried the same thing because I love the sunflowers at her house, and we ended up with nothing but fat squirrels. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It sucks that your spouse is immunocompromised. That’s shitty. I mean that sincerely, that has to be a lot for your family, and I’m sorry you have to go through it.
It’s not a lot to ask people to mask... and people generally have been for a year and some change now. But to ask people to continue accommodate the…

Good lord politics is exhausting. I’m beyond tired of the merry-go-round of “man, fuck that guy”

and mullets. those are apparently back too. I prefer not to model myself after hannah montana’s dad in the 90s, but what do I know? 

any room on the door? We’ve been keeping our milk on the door for a few months and it saves so much room in the fridge itself. 

oh my. were you triggered? perhaps the snowflake needs a safe space. 

they settled for less than that in 2016 with orange hitler and his sharpie markers.

mine came out like a sourdough loaf....

It’s just you. Remember he called Kanye West a jackass on air on the record? So calling a racist a racist and dropping the F bomb aren’t stretches to me. 

Terminix works wonders for us. We also used to get those enormous and terrifying camel crickets (hence Terminix), and whatever they use for the one works for the other. 

An angry mob marched to destroy my home and kill my family

MTG (wizards of the coast should sue) is that little kid acting out for attention at school when they’re bored. They took away all of her toys (committee assignments) and now she has nothing else to do but make trouble for attention

Be really acutely aware of the taxes and HOA fees and any other recurring monthly costs that might potentially be lurking. A 200k home in Alabama with $900 ish in annual taxes is profoundly more affordable than the same 200k home with 5400 in annual taxes in New Jersey.

I can’t imagine Epstein isn’t a factor on some level, but he’s a weird tech guy and she’s an attractive woman who doesn’t need him on any level. The Epstein factor is probably more of a convenient excuse.

Well, Kim went from being Paris Hilton’s personal assistant to being a literal billionaire. She’s also working to become a lawyer to actually help people. I’m not even a fan and you can clearly see that she’s the cream of that crop. 

ehhhh..... there are shades of grey here. You have your jared kushner type or landlord who, if the world was a fair and just place, would have died slowly in a fire ages ago. And then you have like the little old granny or grandpa landlords who scrimped and saved for that second property and depend upon that passive…

What flimsy excuse do they have for saying it will decrease production? Aren’t they mandated by the defense production act?

For the first shot it was just general malaise for 24 hours for my wife and I. The same for the second shot for my it was general malaise for my wife, but for me at the 24 hour mark my fever spiked (102) and stayed there for about 3 hours with chills and cold sweats before the fever broke and I felt fine.

Mine and my wife’s employers aren’t accommodating remote learning or work from home anymore so we just don’t have a choice. They would have gotten the shots anyway, but as soon as we can they’re getting this one. 

It is clearly the next logical step in human evolution