yourmotherisaclassylady
yourmotherisaclassylady
yourmotherisaclassylady

you just have to be mindful. I wasn’t thinking and froze some easter candy and nearly broke a tooth on on of the frozen reeses peanut butter eggs.

It’s a bunch of people (mostly dudes) in close quarters cleaning themselves with wet wipes and regularly messing themselves in adult diapers (when on longer spacewalks). It makes sense that it would be rank in there. 

eggs in any form are elevated by sofrito

The kids are given precedence on the tv in my home so I’ve been playing on my phone via a spare controller, the xbox app and my iphone for a little bit now. It’s pretty seamless.

The kids are given precedence on the tv in my home so I’ve been playing on my phone via a spare controller, the xbox app and my iphone for a little bit now. It’s pretty seamless.

That’s kind of like saying that humans and apes are the same thing because we’re both hominids. There are similarities, sure, but there’s a very distinct difference. Dwarf planets don’t have the mass to clear the neighborhood around its orbit. 

the thing that got me into the habit was accepting that I’m not like the Rock or the meat-heads that are always there. I’m not going to be a bodybuilder, and that’s ok.
Perfect is the enemy of good. 

or anyone. never buy anyone a fanny pack. unless you’re shopping for the Rock and it’s the early 90's. 

or anyone. never buy anyone a fanny pack. unless you’re shopping for the Rock and it’s the early 90's. 

Or some rollerblades? maybe some running shoes? a different outdoor hobby. ;)

I don’t agree. if someone is going to do themselves harm then it’s worth a “hey have you had any issues with doing military presses like that? I get legit pain when I try it that way, but this way works wonders for me.”
I mean, if I was about to attempt a deadlift and I was going to do it wrong I’d want someone to be

Evil turtles says evil thing to the surprise of absolutely no one. shocked pikachu faces all around regardless. News at 11.

when I was in high school my brother went into the marines. He came back from basic with a load of military stuff for us to play with. including MRE’s. they’re terrible, but making bombs with empty 2 liter bottles and the heaters was super entertaining.

You’re not going to be pushing numbers around on spreadsheet and hiding in a bland cubicle hoping your boss doesn’t catch you on your phone.”

herd immunity is only attained once around 70% of the populace is vaccinated... which we’ll likely never get to because of pigheadedness from the right.

My mother-in-law has like 6 or 7 bird feeders and she fills them with black oil sunflower seeds. The birds feast, and there’s a beautiful growth of sunflowers every year. I tried the same thing because I love the sunflowers at her house, and we ended up with nothing but fat squirrels. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It sucks that your spouse is immunocompromised. That’s shitty. I mean that sincerely, that has to be a lot for your family, and I’m sorry you have to go through it.
It’s not a lot to ask people to mask... and people generally have been for a year and some change now. But to ask people to continue accommodate the

Good lord politics is exhausting. I’m beyond tired of the merry-go-round of “man, fuck that guy”

and mullets. those are apparently back too. I prefer not to model myself after hannah montana’s dad in the 90s, but what do I know? 

any room on the door? We’ve been keeping our milk on the door for a few months and it saves so much room in the fridge itself. 

oh my. were you triggered? perhaps the snowflake needs a safe space.