This is a very offensive and ridiculous blanket statement.

This is exactly what I wanted to say. I actually think that there is a willful ignorance on both sides. The right’s is obvious. However, I think progeessives should stop assuming that the right is able to read between the lines (yes, I am advocating treating them like middle schoolers). Rather than respond angrily to…

That eye does look crazy... but what about his right eye?

I would like to join the smart people in this thread, so here goes: rather than being a dumbo, a defender could simply touch him when he is on the ground. Footbaw. Duh.

You don’t need to hit him, just put a hand on him. The guy’s like a million years old and is probably not gonna be able to walk without a cane in a decade. Why make it worse?

Hit him? All you have to do is touch him if he’s on the ground. That’s an easy way to prevent a penalty.

Or, you know, you could just touch them down and end the play in accordance with the rules.

Or touch him.

Or just put your hands on him without actually hitting him. The play ends, you avoid the flag, and the Broncos begin the next play several yards further back than last time.

Nice try on the pretentious grammar, dog. Unfortunately, it is incorrect. Better try an English class if you want to do it right.

Definitely aliens.

As an Ohioan, I think I speak for all of us in thanking you for pointing out that Cincitucky is not part of our state.

Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

The guy on the left, his head is proportionately way too big for his upper extremities.

When you say “another universe”, I’m assuming you are referring to the universe of shredded knees and rolling walkers. Because that’s where Rob Griffin lives these days.

WAS in a different league until he tore the ligament in his knee. Manziel has more potential football wise (I’m only talking football wise) because of his ability to throw AND run. Throw in the fact that teammates for whatever reason don't seem to like RG 3—but the baggage may be the ONLY reason they pick RG over…

Makes sense. Also thanks for making me think of Jerry Jones’s boner.

Wrong! Best defensive shortstop ever. EAD Ozzie!

I usually don’t care when good fielders get the shaft, because baseball culture has always been slanted towards what happens at the plate, but come on. Visquel is the greatest glove of his day. He belongs.

God, I would love for this to have been how Cal Ripken’s consecutive games streak came to an end. That would have been delightful. I am an asshole.