And based on the way you randomly insult people while hiding behind anonymity on the internet, i'm sure you're a very pleasant person to be around in reality and not bitter or emotionally malformed at all.

Doink de doink!

Popstar flopping really bummed me out. I saw it during a Thursday night preview with one other person in attendance. It's a shame, because there was a lot of genuinely funny stuff in that movie. The entire Seal scene, Ringo star saying "Doink de doink!", the catchphrase verse ("CRANK UP THE MIDS" was my personal…

Laurie Metcalf got a nomination for her jaw-dropping performance on Horace and Pete. It almost makes up for Alan Alda, Edie Falco, Steve Buscemi, Louis CK, and the show itself getting snubbed.

Hopefully this means we get a solid 6-7 seasons of The Carmichael Show.

I'm in the middle of catching up on this show and I absolutely love it. I haven't laughed this much at a show in a long time.

I sent an email to Kevin Smith when I was 14 telling him he should name his 3rd Q&A DVD "A Threevening with Kevin Smith." He never responded, but a year later when the DVD came out, sure enough, it was Sold Out: A Threevening with Kevin Smith. I am contemplating legal action.

Whatever he does next, he needs to cast himself opposite Amy Sedaris again, only this time in a much more substantial role. She is a perfect foil for him.

Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth will 100% not be reprising their roles. They will cast younger, more bankable actresses. Wouldn't be surprised if it was Anna Kendrick and Emily Blunt, or maybe Lea Michele. I'd love to see Samantha Barks tackle Elphaba.

But it's the same cycle that leads to a dearth of female comedy writers. Female comedy writers don't get hired, are discouraged from pursuing a career in comedy, then when these shows are chastised for not having enough female writers, they say "Well not that many are applying!"

But it's like they always say, "Wolves raped your dog again, Willie!"

I recently re-read The War for Late Night, for which Jerry Seinfeld was interviewed, and he comes out pretty adamantly pro-Jay. He's also never been on Conan's TBS show. I think you're right, there's no love lost between the two.

isn't most animal sex tantamount to rape?

No I just continue to hold out hope that people on the internet will want to engage in intelligent, civilized discourse rather than be pompous and snarky and hide behind anonymity. Silly me.

But you're arguing something that's a matter of opinion as if it's fact. There are people who like to "actively listen to and think about" Phish. I think Phish is trash but I'm not gonna take that away from them.

Why would you compare Deerhoof and Radiohead? They're doing two completely different things. They have very different goals with their music, and both are fantastic at what they do, but their music is not even remotely comparable.

"And Beck Bennett and Kyle Moody got another of their 'millennials are not that great' pieces on … Like all such pieces, it’s more about punching down at spoiled young types whose entitlement and attitude cannot make up for their lack of talent or work ethic."

Adam Scott made this exact point about U2 when he interviewed them for UTU2TM.

He really does have no control who wins, who loses, who presents him with his Tonys.

But then, it could win all 16 and Lin-Manuel Miranda still wouldn't be satisfied.