I’m just so happy this happened before the Dolphins WYTS.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

oh shut the fuck up and stop trying to win favor you fucking cards fan.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

I wanna touch Kyle Korver!

Deron Williams and LeBron are the same age

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

New Yankee Stadium sucks. It’s monolithic and alienating, and makes the game on the field feel like an afterthought. The design of Citi Field is so much more open and welcoming.

You should kind of look up what deferment means. Until then, I will defer from labeling you a dumb bastard.

If you looked up “stupid take” on Google, and then clicked Images, a screenshot of your comment here would be there.

He single-handedly caused the team to lose with his super-annoying TV-hogging, arms flailing, jersey wearing, everyone look at me, caring too much, bird-shooting attitude. Bad karma. I’m glad he lost. Not the team he is not on, just him.

Can’t tell if that idiot in the front row is drunk or stupid, but even if I was a Kentucky fan at that bar, I’d probably tell him to sit the fuck down.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.