Totally. Because the first thing I’m going to do after getting illegally hit in the head is think, “TAKE THIS BALL THAT I SPIN AT YOU WITH CONTEMPT! I TAUNT THEE!”

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Fuck you

Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

Nope, just the usual stop at your mom’s house then on to the main event.

rather than giving the American his first of what will likely be a couple hundred caps for Chelsea

Did you really just use “cap” in reference to club appearances? This blog gets worse by the week.

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

Look, I don’t want to be one of those people who needs everything spelled out for them, but a mention that there is no shot clock (I assume?) might have been worth a sentence.