I used to think that raccoons were the cutest things on earth. Then I literally met my wife. She is the cutest thing on earth now.

Yes, No, Maybe, Maybe, YES, Yes, YES!

Neither am I tbh.

Fake news.

You could probably find him on Twitter if you were so inclined.

Trusting strangers on the internet is a bad idea.

LOL

NO. That was disgusting. I saw that and stuck to Gawker for months because of it.

Her theory about me is maybe the best I’ve read yet. “He’s like those crisis hotline masturbators.” LOL’d for real

This is, without question, the single best conspiracy theory about me that I have ever read. Serious congratulations are in order!

I watched that speech last night and he was straight up literally Hitler. Literally no difference. Talking about America First and deporting people and martial law and all that. Dictator for sure. This is pretty scary now. I am scared and you should be too. Trump is Hitler but worse.

Literally fake news.

Oh so now all Arabs are nomads just because Israel is an illegal occupation? Sorry but that’s now how this works.

If that was the benchmark for being Arab we would all be Arab because we all spent like a thousand years in Mesopotamia, even the Chinese.

No because they are a nomadic tribe and the land known as Israel is illegal.

I had two friends growing up named Mohomod and one was Jewish and the other is now atheist. Both smoked dimebags every day and so did I.

Yeah I know. Doesn’t mean he isn’t Jewish though. He’s just trying to throw you off the scent.

She is Jewish though so that’s not really Middle Eastern, or maybe that’s what you meant by half.

Whatever you say but Trump uses fake news label to bash regular old honest media like NYT, WAPO, HuffPo, Daily Kos, CNN, VICE, Salon, Mother Jones, and probably even more.