He actually bottoms from the top, because of his social conscience.

I support you and your efforts

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

Dear Universe,

Also we have “detention centers” that are pretty much forced labor camps. And Trumpenfurer wants to build more of them.

Now, that’s something I’ve never considered. I’ll have to try it on my daughter when I get home:

There is literally no such thing as fake news. News is just news.

First Trump is elected president, now normally sane Jez posters are sticking up for Tomatoface. We truly are living in strange times.

As someone who’s been here pre-Kinja (#omgwhystillgrey), I find Tomatoface fascinating and inspiring - like, if I can only motivate myself to put as much effort into, say, exercise, or guitar, I might really improve!

AGREED I kind of really enjoy him tbh, I feel like I’m in some sort of annoying but harmless puzzle.

Wow. But those people that called you would try and move the conversation in a sexual direction, no? Tomato doesn’t do that, he just thinks he’s goofing on us.

I just started some tomato seeds in an Aerogarden (that I ordered after it was advertised $100 off here on Jezebel!) and they took off so fast I think I need to garbage them and start over because it’s still cold-ish out and I have an indoor tomato jungle.

He lost you at the last sentence?

I don’t even care how weird his persistence is, he’s pretty great for a troll because he seems to just wanna shoot the breeze with us (granted in an abnormal way) instead of name-calling in childish ways, like most trolls.

When it comes to some folks, I’m never sure whether or how much of the Shrieking Girl phenomenon lurks behind this kind of hyperbole, but don’t care to jump down the rabbit hole.

D’oh! Even I get caught. Admittedly, he didn’t get me the normal way.

Watch Meryl kill it during her Ally for Equality Award HRC speech.

Boo hoo, too bad snowflake, go back to your Breitbart safe space, suck it up buttercup, etc. etc. Whoever goes looking for cosmic significance or deep political meaning in a fucking Oscars speech deserves whatever they find.