Jabroni is #10

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Zardes is so frustrating, because he has all of the physical tools and seems to do something world-class about once every 120 minutes. He reminds me of someone playing FIFA who holds the turbo button the entire time.

Are you suggesting Zardes is going to end up at one of the non-Galatasaray clubs in Istanbul? Because that’s where I see Klinsi ending up in the near-mid-future.

I’m surprised more that he didn’t find a way to say it felt like Boogie Nights

+ .13

He’s still mad that FS1 used to pre-empt his show for Woman’s Soccer Friendlies.

Love that he worries so much about how Villa should be pronounced in Spanish, but oblivious to the fact that David might sound differently, too.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

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As if Sam Allardyce would ever let that glory boy on the pitch.

“Coming soon to a lower league stadium near you: Jordan Ayew and a bunch of guys!”

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

We’ve won two world wars and one world cup in the last 100 years

Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...