Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

i am sooo done with Bernie Sanders. did you know Hitler was a populist? i seriously can barely tell between single-payer healthcare and holocaust centers. economic justice?! more like economically shoving women into gas chambers. i used to be his #1 fan. i used to have statues made in his likeness. i used to have him…

A real star can take his team on his back. Like Steph did with fuckin Davidson. Of course Steph’s dad was actually good at basketball

FIFA, guys, just make an NIT Tournament for the countries that don’t get in. It’ll still have a few decent European teams, and you’re forgetting the most important element: Two tournaments means two host nations. Which means soooooooo many more bribes.

That’s true, but I think it should be pointed out that Dononvan didn’t settle in Germany for lifestyle reasons, i.e., he wasn’t comfortable over there. He can be criticized for that I suppose, but that happens. Dennis freaking Bergkamp didn’t settle in Serie A for example. In other words, it’s not that he wasn’t good…

This is an extremely good comment!

Another Incel crapping up the discourse

“Europa League!? I mean, seriously, how are you supposed to play soccer in - 171.15°C temps?”

That’s a different sex act.

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

Choose one:

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.