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lmao you know nothing about NJ politics

What’s a time when sports made you cry?

Got any good April Fool’s pranks ideas?

Pulisic already has more Champions League appearances than Donovan.

Was waiting for an article like this. Not a supporter, but I try to watch them as much as possible. The only thing that surpasses their potential is how awesome their supporters are.

Plagiarized 6th grade math teacher’s signature

Had a similar story happen to me, except no bus to save me.

Should’ve never gone to Swansea in the first place. He should’ve stayed with Le Havre, got them promoted followed by a decent season or two in Ligue 1 before even considering a premier league move.

Please no Bruce Arena. Much rather have Big Sam than him.

The media also needs more diverse white people.

Here’s what should happen.

You gotta vote for racist orgy because it’s the only scandal that led to a positive outcome.

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When I read transcendent in the headline, I thought you guys were making a pun about a transphobic meme he posted.

Is it ok to be afraid to get on the Christian Pulisic hype train if I still haven’t gotten over Julian Green and to some extent Freddy Adu?

Conspiracies are invented by the government to keep us from finding out the real truth.

I’ve been on page 8 of a book called “Defeating Self-Defeating Behaviors” for two years now.

I’d like to give a shout out to my dad who’s been waiting for the Rams to come back to LA since ‘95.

Jesus fucking Christ, why is Deadspin giving this Barcelona reject getting way more shine than he deserves