Dude, a bullet to the head didn’t stop her. You think your noodle arms are gonna do shit to her?

How can you leave out KD as Martin Lawrence’s pizza delivery person from Blue Streak?

Well, for me playing in rec city leagues, I can tell you that turf ensures you will shear all the skin from both your knees immediately and end up with rubber pellets all over your apartment.

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

When Mexico got ref raped vs the Netherlands. Damn you Robben!!

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

For Vidal, every day is Oktoberfest.

yeah, but is he elite?

Arturo Vidal will respond to this by getting 5 DUIs in 9 minutes.

Favre doesn’t know anything about being hung.

Sounds like they are following the West Ham plan.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

How interesting that the team who tried to unionize beats the team from a school named after a racist robber baron on Labor Day weekend.

So, regarding the Ramos situation. Is it just me, or is threatening to go to United, European soccer’s version of moving the team to LA?

“I am Legend.”

Check out his profile if you want to see that.

Ya, but it could have used some racism or a few terrible misspellings.