The best strategy I have ever seen implemented is trading for a player with the exact same name, but on a different team. Adrian Peterson on the Bears really was great trade bait for one of my friends four years back.

I photo shopped an ESPN update stating that RGIII is healthy and ready to play.

- Bojan Krkic

“THIS. SO MUCH THIS.”

You forgot: “Marathon clock looked like it was at 4:09 when the first explosion happened. Elites long gone. Triers then. Big hearts then.”

“Screw you, Billy Haisley!”

What kind of morons don’t have white cover.

Me: “This show is ridiculous, I bet Paul walks out that door and gets shot in the back.”

I’m really glad that my life’s work didn’t receive this kind of scrutiny at age 20. You know, since my life’s work at that time consisted primarily of cleaning Cheetoh dust off my GameCube controller during late night FIFA marathons after another night of not getting laid.

For the record, the Lake Placid Olympics Village became a Federal prison.

#neverforget #nevergetsold

It’s better than “Las Vegas Ragged Showgirl Who Looks About 55 Giving A Handjob In The Tropicana Parking Lots”....

There was no anticipated bid for a second Toronto-area team, and even more surprisingly, nothing from Seattle.

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

Can’t believe she didn’t go for the :eyes: emoji!

But he put the radio on the internet.

They're bad. Also gin smells like cat piss.

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

To all of you people bitching about this joke being low-hanging fruit: (a) it still works and (b) not every comment is going to be about Marcel Proust or Schrodinger’s cat.