At least he didn’t scream, “fuck her right in the pussy!”

Do you guys have some focus group results that suggests people outside your office care as much about Bill Simmons as you all apparently do?

Based solely on him living in Los Angeles, I think he does what Angelenos of a certain type do when times get tough. Start working on that screenplay. Something about a young, frustrated sportswriter desperate for his first big break but nobody understands his newfangled ways.

Yes.

Me

Tom, You totally aren’t in on the joke.

Simmons may be something of a blowhard these days, but his writing is still great when he wants it to be, and he’s at least somewhat self-aware of his own ego. Taking ESPN’s side would be like rooting for the Joker because you’re pissed at Harvey Dent.

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DAULERIO

CASTRATE THE INFIDEL!!!!!

Shut up

“Deflate deez nuts? Be careful what you wish for.”

Ray Hudson will be calling a doctor in about four hours’ time.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess the reporter was....

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

Stephen A. puts a lot of the blame on Joe Public here, but he ended up backing off that later when he found out about Joe Public’s domestic violence arrests.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

All that drone-firing practice sure has paid off!

Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.