Replace "market" with "crazy billionaire" and your point is spot on. They're drawing 3,000 fans with free tickets. This isn't a market thing.

Yeah, when are American billionaires going to step up and pay women millions of dollars to play a sport no one wants to watch them play?

+ all of my loose change

I'm just asking ... how can a collision with a 5'10" CB take down a 6'4" receiver who was drafted explicitly to take hits like that? And, how did the first responding teammates get there so quickly, almost before the play was completed? I mean, I'm not saying I know for sure ... but, if the world demonizes the…

It's the same thing as calling a state with only 60% of the districts reporting in. Only if you expect a material deviation from an established pattern would you doubt that Chelsea has essentially won the title at this point. And I say this as a bitter, bitter Arsenal supporter.

Are there any conservatives, libertarians, or anyone who leans a bit right on the Deadspin staff? Or are all of you communists?

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

Ha...cause they don't have enough games in the season. I get it.

J.R. Smith: You trying to get the pipe?

In production.

Despite the obvious deficiencies in Cutler's performance, Cavallari has decided to renew their vows.

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink

Pretty sure dicks would have been sucked no matter who won that.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

After further review, he is not a catch.

I love that Andy Reid leads by example when it comes to off-season conditioning.

"Why not a red flag? I've never seen that before."
-Andy Reid

Whoa never thought of that, good comment.

This is an honest and fair transaction, given that many fans go to MLS games for the same reason people still go to Aerosmith concerts.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.