Do they at least let you take your heels off between takes?

Kinda feel like she did Laura Dern a favor there in the long run...

She stole them? You mean she broke into Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston’s homes and bare-knuckle boxed them until she won. Then she tied up Billy Bob and Brad Pitt and ran off with them?

Maybe they say, it’s not you, it’s...this reincarnation?

odell beckham is available

Calm down Pippa. Your ass is fine. Everything is fine.

Agreed, but I cannot sit here and pretend I wouldn’t check out a Harry Styles Museum with a permanent exhibit of all his suits and sparkly boots.

Ashton Kutcher’s friendship and business partnership with Danny Masterson makes me give his advocacy for sex slaves serious side eye.

Jinger? Is it pronounced like jingle?

Martha cares more about people then 45.

I hope his mug shot is A) really flooded with light to the point of being neon and over-exposed!

I showed my bf this tweet that said Steve was dressed like Olivia Pope and we both died 😂.

in a ceremony officiated by, um, Steve Harvey.

You’d think! But it was a case of Young And Dumb - I had a buttcrack-of-dawn flight from the east coast with a 4am taxi, and I decided I’d just stay up all night and sleep on the plane. Except I didn’t actually sleep, I just kinda dozed fitfully and I was -not- operating on all thrusters when I got to my layover in…

Disappointed because I thought it was gonna be stocks like Salem type stocks and we’d get pictures of them putting each other in the stocks.

Listen, this girl married Ryan Adams, don’t listen to her opinions on anything ;)

Mandy Moore is “finally” comfortable being 5'10" and a size 6?

No, I don’t want no Scruggs
A Scruggs is a wife that can’t get no love from me.

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?