FIRE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND REPLACE THEM WITH PUPPIES

Gah, I so miss Hole. I really fucking wish Courtney was able to churn out some more great stuff. Celebrity Skin was like the pop record I needed in high school a zillion years ago....

The only good thing about Malibu was it actually reminded people Hole had a song with that same title out first and it was WAY better, so better Courtney can’t even see Miley in the rear-view mirror.

Agreed re receipts. Far more egregious, using the term “receipts” without actually having any!

I’d honestly thought at the time that it was just a stunt thing between them, but obviously not. Good for them.

*sigh* I look at them and I just want to give them a warm meal and a bath. And then call the police.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Ok, Justin.

“This photo of Ariana Grande recording music looks exactly like me blogging.”

Go check out GOMI so you don’t have to clutter up your feed.

And now in the fattest thing all day: I read that and thought you sound delicious.

I read this dirtbag while scrolling with one hand and shoving chips and a burger in my mouth with the other. I’m an extra big meatloaf.

Geez I wonder who this recently created burner is? /s

I don’t know why it is but I just can’t stand Ed Sheeran. Honestly I think it’s that he’s just so dull and generic for what he is.

I see Roker more as a “mind if I masturbate on the houseplant” douche over the rapey kind.

Some people vehemently disliked her, but I enjoyed Ann Curry. Her voice tended toward a low register, and that was soothing (especially compared to Matt’s sometimes-nasally chatter, and another chirpy host whose name I cannot be bothered to recall).

and Karlie Kloss is, once again, involved in a racism controversy. Surprise. She and her best friend White Aryan Princess Taylor Swift are sure perfect for each other.

It is ridiculous. I’ve heard some people using the “she’s really old!” excuse. Fuck that, Angela, all that means is you’re old enough to know better and have some fucking compassion.

I’m not sure why chicken in the KFC gravy would be alarming, considering that most gravy is made from the drippings of roasted meat. I would be more concerned if there wasn’t any meat/animal product in it.