BUT I LIKE TEXT POSTS *stomps out of room*

Yeah, I find it really calming to not really need to use my brain a ton while watching it. That sounds shady, but I mean it in a very positive way.

All I know is I can’t stop thinking of cannolis

As a 46 yr old woman, I laugh at 35 year old men who think they are soooooo wise.

Nina Dobrev pours herself a glass of wine and sit at the table with a thud, “Glad I dodged that bullet.” She downs the whole glass.

She’s criticized women for fillers, looking like and/or being strippers, being “fake” etc, and after seeing that picture I’m convinced it’s because all of those descriptors hit a little too close to home.

And that, my friends, is what integrity looks like in the wild.

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

This. I prefer sex workers to women who marry for money, position and power. Sex workers are more honest and straightforward about what they are.

Liam Neeson: “Guys, I’m sixty-fucking-five.”

I’m no defender of the Kardashian-Jenner hivemind but Sharon Osbourne calling them out for selling themselves as a product is a bit much given how the Osbournes made the Reality TV Family genre back in the early 2000s, with Sharon putting out her kids mental health issues for the world to see in exchange for money.

I will still watch bc I would love to get plowed by Liam Neeson. HEEYY-OOOOH

I just don’t know how Dame Judi does it.

I just don’t know how Dame Judi does it.

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.

They are probably all growing their own avocado trees so they can disrupt the avocado toast industry and crash the one growth area they created, devious little fuckers.

Wait, hold on, it’s not called All Takes Matter?

Seriously, I’m Canadian, we don’t get FS1 up here.

Although we do love the channel for changing format and giving us Jay & Dan back.

Oh, and I spilled his french fries and he wasn’t even mad.

She’s never sounded more like Madonna Dearest.

Megan, you really need to check out Jezebel on the weekends. They posted the Beyonce story/pics yesterday at 5:30pm.