“It’s taken me until 40 to get my head out of my ass.”

Have you forgotten Jenny?

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

Can we all agree that Leighton Meester >>>> Blake Lively? 

In for the “Way to shit on your allies. It’s because of articles like these that Trump won!” comments.

Famous Beckeishas: Anyone with the last name “Kardashian;” Miley Cyrus; Rachel Dolezal; white girls who twerk

Spit Take #2.

Stacey Dash.

As someone who posts both places... I’m waiting with popcorn.

Remember the old days when you had to spend the night in a physical line in front of the local record store that served as your area Ticketmaster outlet to get tickets for a concert?

For real though, crystals are cool, they’re pretty, but they’re not fucking healing anyone. The placebo effect is a powerful thing, but damn, don’t push that on people who might actually waste hundreds of dollars on pretty pieces of rock.

I’m,

Harley and Poison Ivy (in a poly but healthy arrangement) or GTFO.

Trump owned miss usa not miss america which makes no sense because miss america is a feeder program for a job at fox news or the 500 club. Signed, someone who actually participated in the cluster a hundred years ago.

TMI: the gf and a group of her friends are going for their first ever ‘waxing party.’ I giggle like a maniac every time they nervously mention how close it’s getting.

Which is why this lady just doesn’t bother.