Celine’s son, “GOD, Mom!”

Thank you Bobby. I need something bright in my life right now, and national treasure Celine Dion is it.

It’s been a dumpster fire of a week so that video of Celine Dion was truly what I needed this morning. Bless her.

My sincerest hope is that one day we will all remember that dating other people is SORT of the point of breaking up, and then we will see headlines like, “Famous Person on Famous Former Sex Partner Having New Sex Partner: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

Starred partially for the sentiment, but mostly because Karl Urban.

This is basically the best one line description of the republican party’s ‘values’ I’ve ever read.

Fuck this woman. You lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

I recently had to get a blood test for a medical treatment. The test revealed I have HSV 2 — Genital Herpes. I have never had an outbreak, not even one that I mistook for something else. I am a sex educator and health clinic worker, I have every tool available to me regarding this matter. I asked the doc how long I’ve…

Minogue is the only Kylie. That is all.

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

“And then she has someone make a table.” - This just made me giggle hysterically. I think one prevailing theory is that Joanna may be in love with the guy who makes said tables.

This is not sad. This is very important character motivation stuff to complete the puzzle and push Elon Musk into full blown super villain territory. Yeah, it’s cliche for it to all fall apart over a woman, but formulas are formulas for a reason. They work.

She’s got an alright job, but it’s not a career.

Do you think Joanna is maybe Chip’s prisoner? Her smile doesn’t reach her eyes, you guys. That’s a sure sign someone is being held against their well. Look at FLOTUS for instance!

*ding ding ding*

Yes. Take off your pants, Chris!

He can do it in my direction any time.

Because if she was a single digit dress size, there’d be no “anyway.”

A male feminist walks into a bar

I love you anyway.