Not a big deal at all but this is the third or fourth (I think) Dirt Bag recently posted without the Dirt Bag tag (though maybe you aren’t tagging them anymore?).

“GANG B**** F** WIT US GET SHMOKEEDDD.”

Not shown: the part where Caitlin Jenner drives recklessly and then ends up killing someone.

A) I love that picture. There is nothing quite like a dog’s adoration.

“The florida man way...” hehehehe

Jeez, what a baby. What’s so bad about pleasuring a dog? I don’t particularly like dogs, but they’re not hard to please at all. Just pet them, scratch behind the ears. Wait...

Wow, those directors really wanted to take their Edward/Jacob fanfiction to the next level...

Me too! I’ve dyed my boring-ass dishwater blonde hair red for 24 years now and have loved every minute of it.

Patti Stanger can pound sand. I’m sure Bethenny IS mean but I can’t trust the judgement of someone who forced redheads to dye their hair and made disparaging comments about the general attractiveness of gingers. Nope.

I’m seriously waiting for the “it’s not even his” revelation.

That’s cool, I’m always looking for new ones to try out. Thanks for the recs!

I had the same reaction. “Aww, who could possibly... TWO THOUSAND? What the fuck, dude?!”

It also made him sound 80 years old and quaint, as if he genuinely thought this was the only way to reach new people, but he is ‘a 49 year old technology designer’ so presumably someon can nudge him towards Tinder?

Right?! Romantic would be 1 bottle. 2000 is law of mass action. Just ask out every person you meet then, someone will say yes.

Same, I was on their list years ago but moved on to more informative newsletters. I like Next Draft for the variety of content and tone.

I made the mistake of signing up for The Skimm once. I think I received it maybe three times before cancelling. I was trying to get a news digest or something, but most days I just don’t have the mental bandwith to read self-important blurbs about rosé and Spanx.

Yet. You’ve never had a problem yet.

This seems like wildly irresponsible advice - bordering on GOOP territory.