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Never Forget.

I.... dunno. With drugs you only fuck yourself up (except for influence with his fans). With religion the money you donate goes toward fucking OTHER people up.

This was literally the first time I thought, good work, Kim. You’re using your fame the right way. You get a temporary pass for all the other stuff.

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

Stewart is in the Get Money Bitch Home for Aged British Actors. (started by Michael Caine in the 80s.)

Am I the only one who did a double take thinking this was George Clooney?

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I have often wondered what it would be like to be devoid of a conscience. I’m Canadian, so I’ll just apologize and show myself out.

That’s what I tell to my unicorn everyday because he gets so scared.

Does this dinner also come with a time machine trip to when Leo was still hot, tho.

Brad has always been a relationship chameleon. Remember when he and Gwyneth had the same hair?

Seeing as he got off without jail time, he’s good at manipulating adults as much as children

“Something Daniel does, and is very good at, is manipulating people children,”

That’s fair, I just meant that there is a shocking amount of minority men serving ridiculously long sentences for nonviolent drug crimes, meanwhile guys like this asshole rarely spend even a day in jail.

Judging by how many convicted sex offenders who are also Latino show up on my pedo/rapist map within a 5 mile radius of my neighborhood, it’s safe to say the real problem is that sex crimes just aren’t treated harshly enough in general.

I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

Its like i always said

I’m a prosecutor in Canada and pretty much the only time I appreciate someone getting hammered on sentence American justice style is when the victim is a kid. This is bullshit.

I guess he won’t be able to see fireflies from inside a prison cell.

Lies even when the rest of the internet has been turned into a smoking ruin by Russia pornhub shall remain.