I honestly think this is one of those times where it is probably better to ignore a person’s existence all together because Dani Mathers is never going to get it.

I’ve seen The Color Purple multiple times and even I forgot Steven Spielberg directed that one. It’s so closely associated with Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey and blackness in general that the white director kinda gets forgotten, at least in the circles I’m in.

I’m going to become a Disney resort critic and they have to provide me with tickets to all the rides because they need me to critic it so they can have good business... Oh they already have good business without my shitty critique about how It’s a small world has too many other nationalities?

You can fuck right off with this bullshit. This isn’t just a matter of opinion. What she has said has been racially offensive. Theatre is too important, and quite frankly, too expensive to be giving an asshole free tickets. She can’t do her job? Oh, well, let me give you some news: She hasn’t done her job in 20+…

I responded to you because of your ridiculous argument that not inviting a theater critic to opening night is like “like closing someone’s trachea and saying ‘well, at least i’m not telling him he can’t breathe.’”

Since she’s a critic she’d have to attend opening night, which, at a large theater like Steppenwolf, is going to be sold out.

If the refined food connoisseurs on Yelp have to pay for the food to be able to make a shitty review about the corner restaurants’ shitty pizza then she should be no different. 

Probably bank accounts and or social media presence is more accurate. My 0's and 1's love your 0's and 1's.

Katy Purry just realized ball is not on her side of the court.

Pro tip kids- don’t form a band with your brother. Some famous feuds:

I was always Team Blur because Oasis were so bloody chippy. Nice to see some things never change.

“Women Bullshit artists, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive pretentious and condescending.”

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Because you punch up, not down.

I’m a horrible person who has a special place reserved in hell for me, complete with a velvet rope and a disco ball, because I was distracted by the picture as I read the headline and thought it said “Prince William Opens Up About the Loss of His Hair.”

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

This is my same argument for all the live tv musicals they’ve been doing. You have ALLLLL of broadway to choose from. You can’t argue that you chose Breslin for her big name draw, because...no, so what’s the excuse for choosing her. If tv insists on doing live musicals or remaking shit like this, get actual…

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

Rich just put Baby in the corner.