Alternative idea:

Maybe he was just trying to tell the world that he’s got a real problem with compulsively masturbating, and he really wants help for it?

In before the debate even gets started.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

File to: Top Ten Most Punchable Faces.

I don’t disagree with you. But your comment begs the question: WHO is america’s sweetheart right now? I’m voting for Michelle Obama.

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s relationship does way too much, all the time.

Something tells me he believes sunblock is a leftist conspiracy too.

I know I should be horrified by his likely melanoma-ridden flesh suit, but mostly I just can’t stop thinking about how awful his cabinetry is. Jeeeezuz effing Christmas those cabinets are busy.

I would think that the overlap of Chobani customers and Alex Jones listeners is pretty low, so they probably didn’t suffer to much damage to their brand.

Not surprising that this happened in a state whose motto is Live Free or Kill the Bitch.

It’s pretty clear that her taste in men is “please don’t look like a real grown-up man”. Which, ew.

god damnit it’s perfect and I hate it.

“When further questioned as to what she meant by “the Real Deal” Swift simply replied “I think I can get at least 2 Top 10s out of this one”.”

Yay! A biopic about a female scientist being played by an actress in her late 30s and directed by a woman!

OMG THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE HEARD ALL MONTH.

People are definitely trying to make it happen. They relaunched Juicy Couture at Urban Outfitters but I never stopped wearing the pairs I bought from 2003-2007. Albeit, they were pretty much the only socially acceptable article of clothing when I was in middle school/high school and now I only wear them in public when…

this is great. i’ve been hate loving nancy for years. my mom and i love to imitate her callers to each other. (in heavy southern accent) “oh nancy i just love you so much. those twins, lucy and john david, are a true blessing from god. they are so beautiful. are they healthy? good great. now...was the head fully…

The nerve of people fucking caring about and liking things.

would it be too much to contact his employer and get him fired?