SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

Now I just desperately want a Melissa McCarthy as Abbie Lee movie. It would be amazing.

My first thought tbh.

All he had to say was “hey everyone, I’m trying to clear up my schedule so if you could make an appointment to see me in the future, that would be great! Stop and chats aren’t super working into my schedule. Appreciate it! Let me know if you have any questions.” And done. Not so douchey. Although this might be a…

I’m not a big Martha Stewart fan, but I respect her schtick. I do appreciate that she’s all <I don't know her gif>

OK, which staffer is Steve banging?

Is there a service where Bobby watches all of your television for you and serves up these kinds of recaps? Talk about a delightful time saver.

A tattoo of a motorcycle? That Brad is so practical: It’s two mid-life crisis buys in one!

*ftc!

What’s the point of sending them to brands? A company using social media effectively means everything they post will be some sort of marketing for their company, right? Does this mean that we’re going to see the end of corporations having their own accounts and instead go back to them running traditional adds on such…

The story of a woman trapped in a dystopian patriarchal society who in a moment of rage decides to tear off her shirt, put on some loose pants and smash the patriarchy with her mad karate skills.

Huh, I can see Atlee Bay from here.

That is not a cake or a birthday party. That is an ad and a branding opportunity. #sponcon

Her expression here is exactly why no one sees her as sexy. She looks like a kindergartener who’s really pleased she got to wear her party dress for picture day!

To me, Kendall is more of suited to be an anonymous runway model-she’s tall and thin, the coat-hanger thing, with an angular, alien-ish face. She is not fierce or a supermodel or even a print model.

Wait. Hunter Daily Salomon is Rick Salomon’s daughter. Conrad Hilton is Paris Hilton’s brother. Rick and Paris made the sex tape...and then her little brother dated his daughter? I know that’s not incest, but....ugh.

Undeserved peak Kendall Jenner. She was made a high-fashion model but she’s not it. If you compare her to the greats, she’ll always be Kendall Jenner in different clothes. She has no capacity to disappear into looks or be a chameleon.

Power TV and laptop and cell phone, use phone to create hotspot and just stream everything over your cell plan.

Power TV and laptop and cell phone, use phone to create hotspot and just stream everything over your cell plan.

Relatedly, “furbaby” or “furkid” really squicks me.

I read it the same! The only way of talking about kids that’s worse is this supposed pet board terminology (that I’ve never encountered, but have heard stories of): “skinkids.” It seems to be intended to be a cutesy partner to “furkids,” but it just makes me think of this dude.