I learned what a tablescape is from Bob’s Burgers. I might not be the most cultured person but where exactly does my food go in all this mess?

I feel the same way. Her childhood sounds rough and I’m happy she’s made a way to not only survive but flourish.

Yep

It’s to help the baby slide out, maybe?

Jason Kennedy is E!’s Billy Bush.

It fills my heart and makes me happy they are still together and manage to be so low key about it.

Reading Wikipedia word for word is not research. It’s a jumping off point. I was a Murderino but come on, I can save myself 75 minutes and just read the wiki page in 10 or less.

I’ve never felt more in common with a Jezebel writer. I, too, am a meatloaf.

It’s the worst, clearly I’m competing with you and Tom to get the toothpaste that they do not make despite it being superior!

Ahaha I thought Bobby called him a human kazoo. Koozie makes way more sense

*closes my eyes real tight* I have Cindy Crawford’s measurements!

Perez and I will get back to you on how well these attempts go.

She’s quickly Streisand Effecting herself.  

Yeah! Why can’t they both not get their way?!

Yes! I want all of it but I’m working on a college student’s budget (and I’m not an undergrad just woefully underpaid). I’m hoping maybe maybe maybe I can swing an end table or something in a few months when the stuff is no longer brand new and it goes on sale.

That’s John C. McGinnley. I almost made the same comment. John C. Reilly is a different 50-something curly haired actor. Usually costars with Will Ferrell.

Without the capitalization of Drag Race, I thought we were talking about that thing with the cars and I was so upset that such a lovely British man had anything in common with that shithead Justin Beiber.

Same!

Oh my gosh I needed this so badly. Thank you. After the piles of shit that the news has produced I needed something celebratory. I just bought a condo so all of my purchases have been home related (Room Essentials at Target, not even their cute mid mod stuff), so it was great to see the fashion and beauty! YAY!

I love that combo! I have these cinched at the ankle sweatpants that I wear with a bootie and blazer. The most comfortable outfit I own.

I did that in a maxi dress more than once...