I watched the entire first season and half of the second season last night. It was just so blissful to not have to follow a plot or keep track of characters. I can see the appeal.

The more coverage this gets, the more compelled I am to tune in. After never seeing an episode I’m almost at the point of caving in.

This dirt bag lifted my spirits today. It was extra nice, thanks Bobby.

I didn’t realize it required that much work to copy ideas...

I like derby hats. But I do admit they are impractical unless your 137th in line for a throne and attending a derby or polo match.

Ditto. I am happiest as a red head. Blondes do not have more fun in our case.

I never knew this was missing from my life until now. Thank you!

I might have to add this to the routine. I already slap on Lush’s Silky Underwear but sometimes it’s not enough to just wipe under my boobs as preparation.

Shout out to Dirt Bag from yesterday. That weird Killers article at the end lead to free tickets for my BFF seeing them live last night. Dirt Bag Saves Lives

I read it as “partially shaves her head”. I don’t know why my brain read it as such and it took my annoyance level to 10/10 and left it there even after I realized my reading mistake.

I dropped Next Draft. I do Racked, FiveThirtyEight, Digg, and The Week.

I was part of their newsletter mailing in the beginning, a fresh college graduate trying to “be an adult” but was quickly annoyed when I felt like I was being talked down to by the snotty popular girls. I’ve found better, more informative newsletters since.

Their tabloids are so cheap! 1,70 euro?! That’s like $2! US Weekly/Star/etc has the balls to charge like $5 for an issue on the newsstands

LEAVE CEDRIC DIGGORY ALONE!

I’m more likely to buy a star spangled crucifix, to use for orgasms, than beer but I think I’m in the minority here .

I then thought it was a face melt of Clooney and Samm Levine.

Dad-bod is hot when you’re a dad or aspiring dad or just an average man. Dad-bod when you’re calling yourself the pussy posse (I refuse to capitalize it and accept it’s more than a string of random words) and doing the shit he does is gross and entitlement to the maximum. Leo needs to sit down and stop pretending…

Nope. And it sucks to not be informed. It sucks to have someone tell you this information after your first outbreak because for 25 years I never had a cold sore and then kissed a guy who had the tingle and failed to tell me. To be told it’s “no big deal” sucks. I don’t care that I have it but I didn’t get to choose…

It’s good to know when we stop karing, the Kardashians will be able to get jobs a photo editors. It’s good to have skills.

“excuse me... pardon... I just need to squeeze through here and get...”