Brooks Laich plays in the NHL not NFL. Ice not turf.

And here I was thinking she couldn’t be any duller.

Good grief, his head is so far up his ass there’s no room for my finger. 

It was suede or leather but yeah it was fucking dumb.

Holographic dating!

Can’t she take up artistic topiary or golf like other bored rich people? You know activities that won’t probably kill half her fans...

Oh it’s more his voice that bothers me.

Yes please, but seriously, don’t let him talk.

Is The Edit shuttering?

Is The Edit shuttering?

So to help in a feud with an appropriating pop star with zero awareness to the world outside her bubble, Nicki Minaj picked a different appropriating pop star with zero awareness to the world outside her bubble?

Yeah I remember the “who’s the father” bit, not the reconciliation part. Now I’m just hoping for the crime fighting part.

Wait I thought Megan Fox and BAG got divorced...

Wasn’t planning on seeing this but I’ve decided to spend my Friday night watching Spy and Snatch because they seem like better choices

Why is W interviewing Paris in the first place? Have we come so far around 2005 is retro? I’m not ready to re-live 2005. It was kinda shitty for me.

65 miles each way. Depending on traffic it’s an hour five to two hours. Last Friday it took me just shy of three hours.

THEM! YES! Haha too many letters not enough caffeine in me ^_^

I follow the Sephora IG account and still get Sephora ads. I don’t know if that’s what the FCC was going after but brands do have two different types of posts.

When you start at 18, it’s not terribly hard to reach 3 in 8 years.

26! (age not number of babies)

Oh I guess I’ve never done the hotspot thing. It didn’t even occur to me.

Oh I guess I’ve never done the hotspot thing. It didn’t even occur to me.