I just took my first vacation alone after a five year relationship and it was glorious. I picked everything without needing a vote. I went to an area were I had lots of friends so if I got lonely I could call one up and ask to grab dinner but I bailed on them more often than not (and by bailed I mean turned down their…

Yeah I’m not exactly sure why he’s on here.

As practicing Scientologists, the kids are encouraged to shun her as a suppressive person. I feel bad for her if this is the case.

Can I be in Rooney Mara’s squad? I think it’d be more fun there. Better wine, better cheese, better movies, and a respectable bedtime for working adults.

I kinda love it.

If we are going to get up in arms about poor representation of women, UN, could you make a stink about Lena Dunham?

I’ve given that to friends. Big spaces for coloring but no big cocks

Well as the women in my family went through menopause in their early 40s and that woman is 69, I dont think it’s youth.

That makes me giggle so much because by the time they were allowed to be public she had no need for tampons so it loses... all... romance? Yeah it’s weird and I giggle EVERY damn time despite being super open to people and their fetishes

I’d like to know the moments leading up to his statement. Like was it a random jab or had she been tearing into him/somebody and his drunk butt couldn’t get words out before someone else started telling a story?

Plus just because your register on way doesn’t mean you vote that way. I’m a registered Republican but I can’t remember the last time I voted that way. I’m just too lazy to go down to my county seat and change it. In high school when they did our registration cards you were Republican or the freak and I wasn’t as…

Any one can get their prints there now. Taylor Lautner has his

I love it. It’s the only way to do cheeks. In 2017 this will be the new trend, Dynasty meets The Jetsons.

This soap already exists....

Would. So long as he kept silent.

The Damon least likely to mansplain!

Haha now imagine that as you step off the elevator at 8am

So my mom worked in this drug and I’ve answers to why this commercial is like that but what makes me laugh is they’ve a cardboard cutout of this woman in the office and it creeps her out. Just standing there, staring

Considering they didn’t clarify gun or needle, it still could be.

My back, boobs, and ass just broke out in acne and a rash just thinking about taking my clothes from workout to the rest of my day. I’m a sweaty wildebeest just thinking about working out.