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I double backed to see if she had put “#actress” or “#actressphoebeprice”

My first thought was “ewww someone reproduced with him?!” and then I remembered three women helped spawn five Trump heirs so anything is possible. But I do feel bad for those girls. Realizing your parents aren’t infallible is shitty, coming to that realization in a national news story is horrible.

I misread “Dorinda” and thought it was “Dorota” from Gossip Girl and got really excited for a moment. Just a moment though.

Haha it’s cool. I went back and reread your comment, I don’t do pointy toed shoes. My feet are big enough, the points add inches I don’t need hahaha.

I love pretty dresses! I have no money for a down payment because of Modcloth! But yeah it’s a total confidence thing and I’m convinced that I’m a short girl trapped in a tall girl’s body.

So it was you who stole them all!!! Curses! Haha

I’m 5'10" and wear heels almost every day. I feel more confident in them. I don’t feel good in flats, I feel silly in them.

Warmsmy heart to see embryos declaring themselves feminists.

When the news broke Kanye left his show, I had hoped he was leaving to be by Blac Chyna’s side through the birth of the one true Kardashian.

After the day I had, I needed this Bobby, thank you.

That’s why I specified detached from reality ^_^

And if you’re a detached from reality person on the internet Thumbs Up because “now is your chance”.

The best kind of underwear is no underwear.

I have a thing where I don’t like Cameron Diaz.

I didn’t like the movie but your summary has made me teary eyed. I think I need to go back and rewatch this

The most annoying thing about this? I gotta pull over, get out, and then fart. Stupid lady car doesn’t allow farts.

Drink the bottle of wine. Then watch. Gotcha.

I never thought I’d end up with pube envy

I’m totally pro Gwyneth reunion, but only if the haircuts make a comeback.

Donkey said it best, he’s an onion. Or a parfait. Or whatever the Michigan equivalent is.