Their romance makes me so wet...

Which relationship is faker?

I didn’t see the new Ghostbusters movie because I didn’t like the originals. Had they just packaged this as a girl gang doing fun things in jumpsuits I may have been interested but the actual plot didn’t interest me. But it also didn’t drive me to bash it like the mouth breathers did. It exists as no harm to me, much…

Is that “help me” written on his eyelids?

So we just sat through months of orchestrated PR hell and she and her label are going to continue the torture?

Would also be content with

He looks like he’s a marshmallow based being. I’d toast him before I do him. Mmmmm smores

She may say she’s not a feminist but she can still act like one. I don’t track her movements so I don’t know if she acts like one. But I assume if others can claim feminism and tear women down, the reverse can also be true.

What’s the finger situation like? Can we get him to raise his hands to check to make sure they meet the minimum length requirement?

His strong suit is that magical nose and wheat like hair

Yeah, from 2001! I just remember his big doofy grin from that and knew the post needed it haha

MAYBE! MAYBE! He used her full name so we didn’t get her confused with a different famous Taylor.

Thank you for using Kaspiritus as your husband. It made me smile

Okay so who’s vagina is this?

Excuse me for being so forward but I’d eat it

Everytime I see a JoJo headline I think it’s the pop star and then I get really sad when it’s the Bachelorette.

If she was in white I’d say tampon commercial

I read it five times before I realized it was China China and not Blac Chyna that’s mad at Lady Gaga.

If I was Sure Knight I would not say anything about that incident. I’d just....

He’s pretty terrible at acting in this relationship are we sure he is the real Tom Hiddles and not some f’d up Loki scheme?