JEZ AND DEADSPIN NEED TO SWITCH AGAIN SO I CAN HAVE HAPPINESS THAT HAS NOT BEEN MET SINCE WOMBATS

Ugh we had to take staff photos the other day in our company polos. Not only is the stupid thing too small it’s 100% polyester. We wear plastic bottles. -_-

Pickles make excellent projectiles

Thank you ^_^

Okaydokey. Like I said I dont usually pay attention to him so I’m not familiar with his politics outside of the broadstrokes

Was Anita Hill’s mistreatment a learning moment for him? Not trying to diminish his fuck up, but is he looking back and trying to make good? I don’t know much about Biden so I’m just saying words.

I don’t know if it’s the tree I walked into or what but that was so hard to follow.

And I really prefer when people get jokes kthanks

really glad to see this website can spot a joke

I’ve always been more of a butt girl myself...

Glad we finally found that gift receipt

If you’re going to have The Rock, can’t you have Maui *look* like The Rock? It’s such a waste /sigh

We as a website won’t protect her but we as a website have a chance to influence public opinion. To do better.

I’m concerned that in the same breath we can believe Amber but Khloe must be in cahoots with Lamar and E! for the money.

If the woman fears for her life, believe her. No matter how shitty her family and past actions have been. I rather be wrong for believing her than other outcomes when an ex is violent and scary.

Everyone is allowed to make mistakes

It took me three years! I’m painfully shy, even behind a keyboard. Happy you’re here!

We can’t show bra straps or too much thigh but this *adorable* little champ can wear a hat that strikes fear in classmates.

I wish my exposed thighs had that special power

I don't disapprove! I'm very pro-this. But to me? It just seems exhausting. Not worth it for me.

I want to be all "get it, girl!" but he's 18. I call them Ikea Men, assembly required. That's too much work.

I was placed ahead my freshman year in math so it was me and a bunch of sophomores and juniors. I’m also an embarrassingly gassy person. It was a long year after I leaned forward and let one rip about a month into the year