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Nope.

If you're trying to forget the outcome of that, you need to be reminded. That is an education.

This comment is depressing. The dialogue in Japanese is not good. I mean, I hate dubbing in general and wish it didn't even exist, but — nope.

I want that as bad as you, but we have to face facts.

Dude, just say the information. That already includes the fact that you knew it and we didn't. You don't have to make that the focus of your sentence. It's the verbal equivalent of having bad breath.

This is a universal truth, regardless of gender. If they were going to get divorced, they would've done so already or it would already be in process. Instead, they're having their beefcake and eating it too.

Aaand I'm going to stop you right here, and we can begin to really post-mortem this. Here, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never pretend you're her friend to get in her pants" but only slightly less well known is this: No matter what they tell you, they are never going to

Well, to start with, you start reframing the scenario. You're a catch. You know you're a catch. But just know there're going to be lots of people who will focus on one small aspect about you and assume that this is all you are… and these are people you aren't going to want to date in the first place. Here's the thing

Desperately Seeking Samus

People who are experienced are gross? ;_;

Have you ever been forced to live with an ex? Have stories about how you found someone to lose your virginity to? Share your thoughts and stories in the comments section, and we'll see you in two weeks with more of your questions!

First and foremost: don't lose your head. It's easy to get caught up in the rush of a new relationship - especially if you don't have much experience with dating; your brain is literally being flooded with oxytocin and dopamine, lighting up the pleasure centers of your brain like a Daft Punk concert. As a result…

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But I was sorely mistaken, and now I don't know how good my judgement is for anything.

Jesus.

Okay dude.

Let's return to the point: I don't have a problem with being able to remotely exploded grenades in the world of Watch_Dogs and I think it's a silly thing to rail against. OK? Closing arguments?

What makes you think that just because you google where I live based on my timezone I have to then answer you? And what are you proving by guessing? Seriously, what conversation are you trying to have at this point? I really don't understand what you think you're doing. Okay, you didn't like that one part in

You said that I'm acting as if. I contend that I was not acting as if. Jesus, man. Seriously, what are you doing?

Note: It's after midnight here. I'll read your undoubtedly sane and civil and proportionate response tomorrow.

You act as if I haven't written all this knowing full well it'll all be in public.