This is a column where we regularly judge and laugh at people for dumb decisions, though. The dumb person in this story is the narrator. So let’s judge and laugh at them. It’s only “pedantic” because you guys are digging in on a dumb position out of sunk cost loyalty.

I would love to see a reality show where they take both sides of this argument, make them live in a house together, chain the doors and bar the windows, and then set fire to it.

Congratulations! You’re officially either an evil asshole or a stupid gullible piece of shit, according to none other than the New York Times!

Literally saved a screenshot of your and tastefulTandA’s comments for bad days in the office. Drupe Terrace is fucking gold.

This is possibly the best comment I have ever seen.

two people who weigh the same thing can look very different

It’s funny because you’re intentionally saying racist things to someone you know without a doubt that it bothers in ways you know you can get away with. It’s almost like you just want to exercise privilege just to rub it in someone’s face because you can. What a brave, clever person.

Then your mom didn’t pay attention in Catechism.

In Catholicism, like in most mainstream Abrahamic sects, “all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” In Catholicism we’re all fallen. There are no “good people,” and “bad people” — we’re all inherently bad and need saving. That’s the basic premise of the…

Welcome to exactly the whole point of the comment, you fucking moron.

One of the paragraphs by itself would make sense. The two of them together basically disagree with each other. Why the hell would you take that shit so personally?

Too smart, this looks like support to this douche.

“I’m pretty sure a documented fact is false, but I have no actual reasoning or proof to offer.” Cool story, cuntnose.

In my experience as a male, this mostly comes down to the adjective/noun distinction. When talking with friends about gendered experience or observations, I do find myself both hearing and saying things like, "When I'm talking with my female friends .... whereas when I'm talking with my male friends..." but typically…

Should've fucked more in my 20's.

Well, this is pretty much consistent with dick "censorship" in the hentai rags. If the empty white outline of a dick with no shading or detail inside of it is somehow accomplishing something, then sure, so is this.

That was definitely not the moral.

I feel like I would really like Melinda Bogans, her manager, and the owner of that restaurant. So many of these "bad customer" stories just feel like stories of bad customers meeting bad servicepeople, but Melinda actually seems like a decent human, and I like how both her manager and the owner handled it. Cheers all…

"I don't know," says the dude next to the woman. "Depends how much a beer cost in this place. What are they, like $10 a bottle? Because I am not wealthy man." He chuckled a little, then turned to the woman, "Seriously, though, I do not have very much money. Really not much at all. Like, I am what many people…

For those who don't speak Spanish and/or who haven't worked in restaurants and listened to back of house employees swear at servers and customers,