CRAAAAAWWWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIN THESE WOOOOUUUUNDS THEY WIIIIIL NOT HEEEAAAAALLLL

Yeah. God forbid you have to walk the same ground other people’s bare feet have touched. With your shoes on. THAT IS JUST TOO GROS.

I hated people who asked for frappucinos when I worked at an actual Starbucks.

I’m finally glad we have a sport where a “pro” player ends every statement with LMAO.

Meat Patty Sovereign

I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess.

I agree with you that it's awful, but I think there are a lot of other contenders for "most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea." Like when Walmart had a food drive to feed their own employees, for example.

Any time you take it upon yourself to criticize the writing of another, you open yourself to criticism. I respect the fact that you went all in on it and I was not trying to claim some novel take on what you did. And I very much respect anyone who admits to his/her own sanctimony - that's rare in my experience. I…

Not a single professional job I have worked has offered severance.

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In what universe do you get paid a severance if you're fired? If you're laid off, maybe. Fired? Nope.

Not all companies/positions pay a severance.

I mostly just like the picture I found.

If there is any karma in the world a flock of buzzards will take to roosting on top of that guys house.

The ethics of factory farming vs hunting isn't going to end well

Well, one is generally raised in cramped and inhumane conditions where it leads a short, miserable and unhealthy life until it is painfully slaughtered for your dinner and culinary enjoyment.

You are right. The goose deserved it. The farmed animal just had bad luck.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

This is probably the only part of the argument I disagree with. The kind of guys who refer to women as females do tend to also refer to men as males, at least in my experience.