You can see the disillusion coming a mile off for a watch_dogs, so it’s kinda sad. The flip side - your Blood Dragon example - even if you’re not associated you are super pumped for them, seriously. Creativity winning helps everyone, and keeps you in a job too.

I would rather read all day about obscure, slow, and shitty cars than supercars.

I’ll usually do a test run before I broadcast, but in the streamers’ defense, who would’ve thought that their CD key would be flashed on screen?

"I probably ended that marriage."

And the guy probably still thanks God you did every Sunday.

Thanks for your service. Don't mind the fucking tool and his comment about kids. Being a full-blown POS and oxygen thief isn't as consuming as one would hope. They still find ways to communicate. It's really unfortunate...

My most embarassing moment was the Project Graduation. I was so pissed at everyone, that I sulked throughout the entire day, because here was a bunch of people who had made high school a living hell for me, and now they were all of a sudden being nice to me. I didn’t speak to anyone, I didn’t eat anything with anyone,…

Kate, I usually nod along in agreement to your articles. Not this time. This show is freaking awesome and I love it!!! To each his own, I guess.

Ok Chrissy Teigen’s role on the show is ill defined and sexist and LL is not the greatest host the world has ever seen, but the trash talking and lip synching are entertaining. Perhaps it does not deserve to be a whole show but it’s more fun than a lot of things on TV, where else can you see Common dressed as Lionel…

That time I was an inpatient at a mental institution, the entire ward got together to watch Shutter Island on AMC.

The guy who messed with the wrong website.

I was pregnant on my honeymoon, 2nd trimester. We're one of those couples who thought it would be somehow okay to take HIS PARENTS along. I mean after all, the deed was clearly done, and being so pregnant I was having none of that sexy business, so what could it hurt?

There's a story here and I can't be the only one who wants to hear it.

Worst Rom Com ever.

"The ocean is hungry."

My parents went to a little mountain resort town and were delighted to find a shop that sold specialty cheeses AND specialty chocolate. They bought several pounds of "Pizza Cheese" (like mozzarella but with ... more pizza flavor?) and a shit ton of white chocolate, which neither of them had ever had. Then, getting…

I feel horrible even admitting this BUT I didn’t love the new season and i’m not as excited about this as i should be i guess. :(

I got my period. Not a huge deal but on the way home (we missed our flight so it was was was later one) I took my earrings out and they started bleeding and my husband said, "you're just bleeding from anywhere, hey?!" I was slightly horrified.

So....were the "Air Force" sons in Lawrence's story threatening to bomb San Francisco if this restaurant didn't give them a military discount? I'm trying figure out if they could have possibly meant anything else.

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.