How do I get rid of full screen ads? Sick of going on perfectly normal websites on my tablet and getting full screen ads, cinemablend has a fullscreen Levis as, so annoying!!! Get a boatload of popups when on pirate bay even with popup blocker but that’s the price you pay for admission I suppose

The neck sack, I’ll have the kick starter up soon

Why especially at the height of superheroes and vigilantes isn’t there a single one? Or a super rich guy hiring someone to do it.....all those serial killers and not one dexter? This planet really fucks me off sometimes

This would be perfect with a mini keyboard, I love the Bluetooth keyboards that are like blackberry’s with no screen, awesome and pocketable

You can get them on Amazon, search for USB powered screen/monitor

If gods like they say in the bible the Jews have suffered from the beginning, seems to me they’ll be the ones first to go when the rapture hits!

People like this are batshit, if someone takes the time and money to come see you AND buy a gift your damn grateful for whatever it is and if you don’t like it you always know someone who will, for people like this I always buy something insane like an embroidered pillow or a vhs Disney movie

How does it feel when a game like watch dogs is shown at e3 and it looks amazing and there’s infinite possibilities, then it comes out and it looks way different and the stories behind people are all the same after playing the game for an hour, on the other hand what’s it like when someone takes a risk like far cry 3…

get a projector or a huge TV, people love home cinemas

Maybe mention a prenup? Divorce terrifies most men because of the horror stories so maybe bulletpoint a few things? Just a suggestion

i had the PERFECT setup, literally everything I've ever wanted, I just didn't know it until it was too late, I ran away because I was scared of the future possibilities, I was terrified of my other half finding her soulmate when we were in our 50's and other irrational stuff like that, or what if she went crazy…

just a male opinion feel free to ignore it (not sarcasm) but talk to him about it, like sit down turn the TV off etc then tell him that you do want to get married and if he doesn't your not sure how much further your relationship can go, tell him its not an ultimatum but it is a very serious thing that needs to be…

Banana = deepthroat

Maybe her marriage failed because she thinks men don’t like gifts, I love that shit! Makes me feel like you were thinking about me! And generally we don’t care about your day but any moderately intelligent being with a penis realises if you just listen your life is so much easier, she asks you to do something ....just…

Mma , mixed martial arts...? Its literally a mix of martial arts

Patient fell off the gurney after surgery and died? Guarantee that’s something that’d happen to me

I just want to fly a jetpack, if it was possible on ps2 why has it not been used now

Haha I meant basically everything the same

congrats on not being grey, you have moved up to the position of first class citizen

And your Thermos, only standard Thermos acceptable