You should always reply with “cute personality” and be amused at the fact that their either too dumb/self centred or too vain to even possibly realise what you mean, and if their not then they go home and have a think about how shitty a human being they are. Either way win win

Get a Simpsons wardrobe - mine is lots of white and black t-shirts, blue and black jeans

Is that how it works? I thought there’d be the game then the streaming overlayxthen the notifications overlay and they just wouldn’t show people the notification layer

Probably 1 out of 100 people will listen to you, but your not wrong, everything in life is tailored to an audience now, even a Facebook status is written to an audience, I gave up a long time ago

Can you use a 3ds to wedge under a door while your robbing a candy store? Didn’t think so

i actually look forward to Mondays now

Do people not see what’s going on? This woman, Katie Hopkins, Mikey cyrus, Jordan. The spotlight starts to shift so now they do outrageous/nasty things and boom another 15 minutes of fame

Just started high school (in England) halfway through the year I met a girl (we’ll call her jess ) me and jess hit it off immediately, passing notes in class, texting each other for hours, after a while I asked her out , she said not yet, (weird thing to say looking back on it) so after a while I asked again...same…

I’m not against feminism but it seems to me everything women WANT to be equal in they have an opinion about, how about the army fitness test being the same for men and women? Equal laws in parenting cases? Yep not a word on stuff like that

Don't watch jaws if your going swimming, don't watch walking dead if there's a zombie apocalypse and definitely don't watch falling skies if there's an alien invasion, and don't watch downtown abbey unless you want to pull your own eyeballs out

I was the tiny ewok in star wars

Burglars/robbers in the UK are known to sue if they slip in your house in the dark, one guy fell through a mans roof while trying to break in and successfully sued for personal injury

Glad you swung it back around at the end

I reckon it’d be more like when you walk up the steps in the dark and think there’s an extra stair

We need an omnidirectional treadmill that can be formed into different things to give the illusion of gravel ect

always wondered what a square was

BRING BACK JERICHO

Write you own blog.......i have to know

so sorry about your blockbuster membership

LETS GET THIS MOTHERF*CKING STREP OFF THIS MOTHERF*CKING PLANE.