Front loading washer.

Hopefully it’ll be something quick, like:

Yup! All the way down to presenting him with two options you’re already okay with and letting him think he’s making the choice when he picks apple slices over baby carrots at lunchtime!

There are good people in both cars.

Who really cares? They’re just design elements meant to evoke some feeling or memory.

“I like toddlers who don’t get strangled, okay?”

“I wasn’t aware of any toddler. But my hands did go most of the way around their neck. Can’t do that with small hands.”

Also, if I recall correctly, wasn’t Dowd one of the people principally responsible for making Al Gore look neutered during the 2000 election?

For a long time, the world’s great orchestras were rightly accused of misogyny. There were few women and even fewer female first chairs. Finally, they came up with the perfect solution for this..........They would only hold blind auditions.

would you really want a blowjob from a lot lizard WITH teeth?

Well, I meant his whole attitude is depressing.

Wait...this necklace doesn’t make sense? The pieces are the same! They won’t fit together in a way that makes sense!

Its like if your father hands you a box labeled “Nudes of Mom”. I know to not open that box. I don’t need anybody to tell me to not open that box.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

What a crock of shit. Liberals have also been more supportive of policies that have given a lot of rural middle America much more financial stability than they would have otherwise had. If it had been up to Republicans these people would have been left to die in the street decades ago.

I can only imagine that the oh-so thinly-veiled disdain liberals have for certain parts of middle America is in no way responsible for their unwillingness to vote for liberals.

They voted for racism and sexism with no concern about how the outcome would actually affect their lives.

But Voldemort could read.

Trump probably thinks its the Dept. of Black Lives Matter.